Corporate Life...
Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"! --Winston Zeddmore in Ghostbusters
With the new year here, it's time for us cubicle-dwellers to be evaluated by our superiors. A word of advice for all of you reading these lines...DON'T be humble! Brag yourself up like the friggin big-dawg you know you are. Should you bust your ass all year long, let management know. If you think the corporate red-tape sucks, let them know...AND offer a solution. If you've been expected to crap miracles and wipe your ass with rainbows on a daily basis LET THEM KNOW!
Sometimes, the only way to be noticed...is to stand out. The best way to stand out is to pimp yourself in the most eloquent and open manner possible. Humility be damned! The best thing that can happen is a possible promotion and more money. The worst...you lose your job. Either way, you can spend the rest of the upcoming year confident in your own honesty and belief in yourself. Bottom line is...YOU DA MAN! Time to show it!
This has been a public service announcement from the Electronic Miracle Workers Association of Cubicle Land.
posted by Silentwarrior @ 10:50 AM
2 Comments:
I already stand out, as I am the only one with boobs. Anymore attention would be fatal.
Heh heh...
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